Dick Water Bottle - GLOW-IN-THE-DARK!
Thirsty? Feel free to suck on this bad boy toy.
Introducing the Dick Water Bottle - Quench Your Thirst with Confidence!
Are you tired of mundane, ordinary water bottles that lack personality? Say goodbye to the dull and embrace the bold with our revolutionary Dick Water Bottle - the world's first penis-shaped hydration solution that will leave you thirsting for more!
🌊 Daring Design: The Dick Water Bottle stands tall and proud with its iconic, attention-grabbing silhouette. Crafted with premium, BPA-free materials, it's not just a water bottle; it's a conversation starter!
💦 Quench with Confidence: Hydration should never be boring, and with the Dick Water Bottle, you'll never have a dull moment. Whether you're at the gym, office, or on the go, this phallic masterpiece will have you sipping in style while sparking laughter and joy wherever you are.
🔥 Unleash Your Playful Side: The Dick Water Bottle is more than just a hydration companion; it's an embodiment of your vivacious spirit. Embrace your sense of humor and let loose with this cheeky and lighthearted accessory. It's the perfect gift for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or simply adding a touch of mischievous fun to your daily routine.
✨ Perfectly Portable: With a convenient and ergonomic design, the Dick Water Bottle is as practical as it is provocative. Its discreet shape fits seamlessly in your bag, backpack, or cup holder, ensuring you stay hydrated in any situation.
🌈 Express Yourself: Available in an array of eye-catching colors and finishes, you can choose the Dick Water Bottle that reflects your unique personality. From sleek black to vibrant neon, there's a style for everyone, making it a bold fashion statement that will turn heads wherever you go.
🌟 Superior Quality: We take your satisfaction seriously, and that's why the Dick Water Bottle is made to the highest standards of quality and durability. Rest assured that you're investing in a product that will last, providing endless amusement and hydration for years to come.
Unleash your inner mirth and quench your thirst like never before with the Dick Water Bottle - the hydration companion that brings a splash of humor to your daily routine. It's time to grab life by the handle and sip confidently with the Dick Water Bottle!
Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:
- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label. Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.
- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.
- How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'
- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.
- How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.
- Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.
- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.
- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.
- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)
- Do you live and operate ShipADick.com out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?