Short answer: The most pleasurable piece of cardboard you’ll ever experience!
Long answer: A 29″ long and 17″ wide Dick laser cut from a piece of cardboard. We’ll then mail it to any recipient of your choice.
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service ‘First Class’ mail.
We generally ship all dicks within 2 days of an order. They are shipped ‘First Class’ mail and take 3-5 days to arrive. Faster shipping is available via ‘Priority Mail’. You can select ‘Priority Mail’ in the check out process and it will arrive in 2-3 days but is ~$6 more.
First email us and let us know you need a quick dick turnaround. Then select ’Priority Mail’ in the check out process so it will arrive in 2-3 days.
Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. They’ll only know if you tell them. So, send it to your boss, lover, friend, enemy, mother, sibling or even to us.
Freeeeeeeee! Always free ‘Frist Class’ shipping in ‘merica! (formally known as the USA) Priority shipping and International dick shipping rates will be applied on checkout.
Sure can!! Same price; FREE!
Do your balls get small when swimming in a clear glacier lake? Did steroids shrink Lance Armstrong’s dick? YES! International dick shipping rates will be applied on checkout, as they change for every country.
Dicks are made of 1/4″ cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they make up for in pleasure.
White on one side, and brown on the other.
You sure can!! We call it DVDA around here, but some like to call it “buy 3 dicks, get the 4th free!.”
What you need is a Bag of Dicks! When DVDA won’t cut it, we’ll hook you up with the ‘Bag-o-Dicks special’! Often called a bulk order in layman’s terms, the ‘Bag-o-Dicks special’ is an order of 10 or more dicks. Contact us for more info and pricing. We’d be happy to send a dick to everyone in your office or family.
30 characters max. We can maybe make it longer if you email us a good dick joke or funny picture.
In the one and only classy Comic Sans.
Maybe, but your chances are better if you email us a good dick joke or a topless picture of yourself.
In the center of the white side of the dick, just like in the picture.
For now, yes. We will have more fun shapes to choose from soon!! Email us your dick design and maybe it will make it to the site!
You sure can!!! If we like it, we’ll use it and credit you with a dick well done! (and maybe include some $$$ too…or ship some dicks to all your friends telling them how good of a dick drawer you are).
WHAT?!?!?!? Why the hell would you want a smaller dick???!!??!?!?!? But email us if you prefer a smaller size…we’ll probably just make fun of you…but maybe we’ll make it.
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?
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